BECAUSE I MISSED DATA DAY.
DON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME, I'M TRYING NOT TO BE UPSET OVER THIS ...
And what ya'll who have'nt watched this stupid show will think of me, I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
So, I'm going to introduce him.
(my humor gets ridiculous, just skip this post, hmm?)
HERE WE GOOOoooo ...
This is Data, pronounced "dayyy-taa" not data. It's confusing and if your British it's even more
confusing, so whatever.
He is a Soong-type android, designed to assist humanity. Yet, all he wants is that humanity,
he simply can't have so he strives for it with all he's worth.
It's unbelievably sad.
HE DOES'NT EVEN HAVE EMOTIONS. AND THAT JUST MAKES EVERYONE ... EMOTIONAL. SO EMOTIONS ARE FLYING HIGH AS ELPHABA ON HER DEFYING GRAVITY RAMPAGE, YOU NERDS.
This is Geordi LaForge and they are best space bros, getting stuck on the Holodeck and one of them
gets electrocuted in EVERY EPISODE, basically. But it's all cool. He ends up fixing Data
when he gets broken ... also, every episode basically.
He's adorable in every sense ya'll.
Excluding the episode where he's all "I Tarzan" and he has 0% of his memory and 100% of his charm.
EYEBROWS. This android be sassy.
He's a SASSdroid.
OH, look, I'm so punny.
I'll stop.
But, really, he got skills, MAD SKILLS.
His Sherlock is the stuff of legend and myth, not to mention the accent is SPOT ON.
True beauty.
He's dork. A real dork.
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